pussy board

when people pull up chairs and play a game of monopoly a the scissor table

me and dad played pussy board while my mom and sister made us a scissor table

by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024

boarding student strudel day

a day in which boarding students are turned into strudel

person a (day student): oh wow, will you look at that, it's boarding student strudel day!
person b (boarding student): *panics* *runs away*

by Asteria_Black October 12, 2021

board shorts

Shorts for men who want to show their knees and thighs, honestly it makes your penis look smaller and they look bad on everyone. It's emasculating for most people.

guy: yo he's wearing board shorts
guy 2: tiny penis coded.

by benby100 December 11, 2023

Smack Board

n. A chat box open to participants of online fantasy sports competitions allowing the competitors to exchange trash talk between each other.

Hey, did you see how heated that Smack Board got?

Yeah, we were taking shots at each other!

by Joseph Spadafino, PhD May 26, 2011

cat boarding

The act of torturing confessions from prisoners by covering their faces with felines.

By cat boarding the Al Qaeda prisoners we were able to track down Bin Laden.

by Roger Roundly September 30, 2023

cute coochie board

a tray full of deli meats, cheeses, crackers, and possibly dip.

"For the party, can you please bring a cute coochie board?"

by paigejulianne14 March 31, 2022

board whore

girl who is has no butt/boobs, but still gets 1972635372 boyfriends

rachelle- "brroooooooooo ella is dating tyler. isnt he your ex?"
camille-"what a board whore!"

by thankspeteomfgh June 12, 2015