"off paper"

You've done the time, you've finished parole, no more violations... You're off paper.

Yo! I just left my P.O.'s office. That's it I finally be "off paper"... Or: Say! Mr. Fitsimmons, since you be my new Corrections Counselor, can you tell me when I be off paper?

by Boss- April 28, 2007

Jilling Off

The fermale form of Masturbation

"I cant talk right now, I'm jilling off."

by Pico November 24, 2003

Poop-off

poop·off (POOP’awf) n. An event in which two people (usually women) find themselves stuck in public bathroom stalls, each waiting for the other to leave so one can poop in private.

“I just had a marathon POOP-OFF with some old bluehair in the Target bathroom. After 20 minutes, her sphincter couldn’t take it anymore and she left. It was like a scene from ‘High Noon.’

by untitledlife September 29, 2005

off

Short for "off my dick".

JOHN (sarcasm): "Nice hoodie, Danny".
DANNY: "Off".

by Mark-Lee February 5, 2007

pull it off

To get something done.

"Like a leper in a porno theater, I'll pull it off."

by Oke Dizzle May 15, 2005

get off with

a romantic term. it means to use you womanly charms to entice a boy into the web of love. oh ok then-snogging.

jill tryed to get off with joebob

by fayth June 7, 2005

face off

(v.) A hockey metaphor meaning to compete; to face an adverary; to confront.

Ugh! My performance review is today and I have to face off with my boss!

by Tenacious Faulker April 5, 2009