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poop coffee

Coffee beans that pass through the digestive tract of an animal and are excreted prior to brewing. The most well-known example are beans that are eaten and excreted by civet cats. This is also known as civet coffee or goes by its Indonesian name, kopi luwak. Recently, other types of poop coffee have gained attention, notably coming from the dung of elephants, raccoons, and even (gasp!) humans.

It is claimed that the process of coffee beans passing through an animal's intestines imparts enzymes which create unique and intense flavors. This, and relatively small yields have caused the price of many kinds of poop coffee to soar. It is frequently sold for as much $30-$80 US for a single cup. The hype surrounding poop coffee has led some in the food industry to contend that it tastes no better than regular coffee, and still others to contend that it tastes downright awful.
I went to this insanely trendy restaurant in Portland where they had poop coffee on the menu. For fifty bucks a cup! Now I'm fifty bucks poorer and I can't get the taste of civet crap out of my mouth!
by @Maxamillion April 29, 2013
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poop selfie

When you take a selfie on the toilet while or after a poop
I just got a picture from tony on the toilet making a poop. He called it a poop selfie.
by Sicwithhate April 20, 2014
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spiky poop

A large, living, serpent like poop covered in bloody spikes. It slithers around and spikes people to devour them. It usually comes out when people eat too many baconburgers or donuts. Also, it can come of a stale hot pocket that isn't cleaned out.
Oh my God! The spiky poop impaled Jorge! Run!
by Mr. Ornelas September 14, 2017
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Peek-a-poop

A peek-A-poop, a poop that starts to come out but then quickly retracts leaving you disappointed.
"Dude, I had three peek-A-poops today and I'm starting to get mad."
by PikachuIseeYou June 14, 2013
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Poop Cube

The most convenient way of storing your poop. Most commonly found under the bed. If mom finds your poop sock don’t let her find your poop cube.
by Dwayne the glock Johnson February 7, 2019
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Poop-a-stain

- anything that has a poop tint

- a brownish splatter on a surface that is poop-a-tint
- also works as an insult
1. "EWE, look at that poop-a-stain on the the lampshade."
2. "Is that a poop-a-stain on the wall?"
3. "He is a poop-a-stain, she is also a poop-a-stain."
by poop-a-trey December 9, 2018
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where’s the poop

In How I Met Your Mother it is the phrase that Lily uses when she realizes that someone is lying or hiding something from her. The phrase is followed by the name of the person she is addressing.
Where’s the poop, Robin?
by lilnip November 18, 2017
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