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Bottom Notch

The tying of the bottom of baggy or flared jeans into what looks like a cool 'top' notch hairdo, except it's made of denim and resides towards the 'bottom' of your leg. Can work as a fantastic life and money saver: Buy those cheap unwanted giraffe length jeans, give them a jazzy Bottom Notch, look cool AND avoid tripping up into a motorway/man hole/Bermuda Triangle.
Why use that hair scrunchie for your blonde locks when you can use it to Bottom Notch those hippie jeans instead?
by westermannah October 17, 2015
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kilo notch

The extra hole you add to a belt, to make it go tighter.
"He has lost so much weight, he had to add a kilo notch to his belt! "
by jeanettebabe1117 March 9, 2016
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hair notch

The lapel notch located on a Sports or suit coat typically made of camel hair.
The man was wearing a hair notch jacket
by Lily Whips October 9, 2017
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belt notcher

A defecation, so grand and voluminous, that it requires you to adjust your belt one notch down.
Mike: I just dropped a real belt notcher. I now feel a deep emptiness inside me.
Mary: I know what you mean. I also feel empty inside.
by MBison October 25, 2017
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Do-Nothinger

A "Do-Nothinger" is a person who is employed by some sort of retail establishment who does nothing at all while customers are waiting. They will normally just act like they have a purpose, but they don't. This can be seen in banks, and other governmental agencies where there are consumers waiting in line wishing the employees would hurry up and get to them while they appear to be doing things related to the business at hand, but they are not.
Hello, I would like to apply for the position of Do-Nothinger ... I can do nothing better than they can.
by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018
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Top notch

Perfect quality, without blemish or fault.
Have you seen Terry's new benz?
Oh my it's top notch.
by Em_ dtruth January 17, 2020
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The Nothing Lawn

It is nothing. But everything comes from nothing. So that means it is better then everything.
by BisexualBroccoli October 25, 2020
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