a guy covers himself in a tight black blanket leaving his dick poking out of the blanket, So it's kind of like a tent, with one stick, and that stick being his dick. The girl must be blindfolded and try to put his dick in her pussy completely just SITTING down on it forcefully, She can not ease onto his dick when she finds it, She must completely FALL and sit down in random areas until it goes in, This may result in injury. Do not try this without medical people on standby
Gay Tony: You heard how Charlie broke his dick trying to do the broken rhino right?
Gay Toni: Yeah, Poor guy. He can't have kids anymore.
Gay Toni: Yeah, Poor guy. He can't have kids anymore.
by CharIie Sheen June 26, 2018
im so heart broken!
by ecybceby July 14, 2020
Finally went down on the dude the other night, but he had some broken glass shit going on. Total turn off.
by JimmyShoes2 August 09, 2022
by thefithappygiraffe February 19, 2018
If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.
"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"
by Koomist February 24, 2021
Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 29, 2022
Woman: Will you take the trash out?
Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!
Woman: *Walks away in disgust*
Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*
Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!
Woman: *Walks away in disgust*
Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 06, 2022