Nonce

People who loves touching little kids
Oi Jack price your a nonce you are haha
by James Adams October 08, 2021
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croc nonce

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.
Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
by NonceNick October 18, 2021
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swaylay nonce

a swaylay nonce is a racist adjective used in northen parts of london as slang for that triangle nonce bin shaped whore
person one:omds that person is such a swaylay nonce its unreal

person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist
by ardarr lollar ardarr lollar February 17, 2020
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Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans
Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day
by Ninja kill October 30, 2018
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Massive nonce

A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.
Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?
by sigma sugma September 08, 2021
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nonce cracker

When one of your friends gets raped by a pedo.
Barry: dude did you here that johns a nonce cracker?
by Noncetastic ;) December 09, 2018
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Spain nonce cocaine head

Santi Dmech niga
“Hey did you see that Spain Nonce Cocaine Head?!”
“Yea that’s just a Santi Dmech niga.”
by gaveen123 May 03, 2023
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