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Bi-winning

The state of mind you reach when you lose your job, your kids, and your wife. Your publicist resigns from an annual $1/2 mil annual contract because he no longer has a clue what the fuck your talking about. Your father and brother make public pleas for prayer. And you are convinced things have never been better.
Mike: Scooter, clearly you are bipolar.
Scooter: Bullshit, I'm bi-winning!
by mcword March 18, 2011
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Bi-sacksual

one who will sleep in a bed with either gender. No sexual prefrence,but involves the act of sacking out in bed, be it sleeping or sexual in nature.
"I'm bi-sacksual, I'll sleep with anyone." "Do you think she's bi-sacksual?"
by starwinz August 27, 2004
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bi-winning

The term coined by Charlie Sheen to describe his state of "win." In his case, this state of win was accompanied by a cocaine addiction, a dysfunctional personal life, and bi-polar disorder.This term can specifically be applied bi-polar individuals whose mood swings only induce more awesomeness. By analogy: "It's like flipping a coin that with two heads."
Hey, did you hear that Two Face killed batman and then baked a delicious pie to celebrate?" "Whoa, bi-winning!"
by zcuttlefish March 15, 2011
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Bi-Winning

When an individual with compromised sobriety wins in at least two different areas of debauchery.

For instance, the person may win both by fornicating with attractive prostitutes, and imbibing quality intoxicants.
Popularized by Charlie Sheen who said, "I'm bi-winning. I win here, and I win there."
by jjrakman March 16, 2011
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bi sexual

a sexy biotch who aint a lez but gets her jollies teasing other biotches while still givin you a good time. aight?
That Trina is one bi sexual biotch, aight.
by 9637 February 15, 2005
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bi-winning

The process through which an individual is able to win here while simultaneously winning there.
"So i saw a dollar on the ground, and as i bent over to pick it up, I farted in the face of an adversary. Bi-winning!'
by Dinner_Dog March 27, 2011
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Bi-loser

A person that loses all the time and is generally a failure at life.
Ashley is a real bi-loser.
by nogrenadesplz March 25, 2011
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