nipple junkie

a nipple junkie is a person who isn't just fascinated by nipples but they are addicted to them. A nipple junkie is generally a poor person(sometimes homeless) that dosent do anything throughout their day unless it involves getting their nipple fix. Nipple junkies can get their "fix" in multiple ways. The most common way is for the junkie to place a hard nipple in between their two front teeth and as the nipple is locked in place the junkie vibrates his or her tounge until the junkie has recevied their full fix. A junkies maximum fix level could be anywhere from 6 to 21 gocks (gocks are used as a way of measuring energy received by a nipple). There are countless other ways for junkies to get their fix and recieve just as many gocks. Nipple junkies are usually relaxed people even if they dont have their fix. Nipple junkies have their addiction revealed usually when their victims wake up and are having their nipples molested.

i fell asleep at the bus stop and i woke to a ravaging nipple junkie with my hard nipples in his eye.

by cpajg December 30, 2010

Nipple Insurance

The act on paying taxes for your nipples, in case you're worried about tripping when you run, then scrape your nipples off.

Person 1: Damn boi, Jane scraped her titties for running too fast, she got Nipple Insurance!

Person 2: Wow

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 25, 2017

nippleblasters

when your nipple is blasting out of your shirt so they show

Man she has a really bad nippleblasters.

by tittyluvr6969696b September 2, 2017

Nipple november

Nipple November where you can flick and or punch anyone’s nipples and have a free pass

(Except Ethan ross)

“Haha I just flicked you”
That’s not cool!!
Yes it is it’s nipple November

by NIPLESNOVEMBER October 17, 2019

Slippy Nipple

The Slippery Nipple is a layered cocktail shooter most commonly composed of Baileys Irish Cream and Sambuca. When prepared properly, the ingredients separate into two distinct visible layers. The layering is due to the relative densities of the ingredients. The Baileys takes the edge off the anise-flavored Sambuca.

It is also a wet small projection of skin containing the outlets for 15-20 lactiferous ducts arranged cylindrically around the tip. or nipple, tits, honkers, breasts etc

Ah look at those soaking slippy nipples

Mate buy me a slippy nipple these beer isnt flowing!

by Bournemouth Massive December 13, 2009

Paper nipple clip

a paper clip specially made for nipples

I slapped that "Paper nipple clip" on her so smoothly.

by catdogtigolebitties November 5, 2011

Head Nipple

A visible, ugly blemish or zit on your face.

Damn, that girl has some big ass Head Nipples. Either close your eyes, drink a lot, or put a brown bag over her face before you get with her tonight.

by BellasCheekies August 16, 2016