burnt mushroom

another name for a person of black origen :P like blackys, niggas, wogs, ect

Nath - Shit boi look at all dem Burnt Mushrooms
Me - Lets go av the C*N*S

by Whitton December 9, 2006

mushroom ballas

When ones penis tip is shaped like a fungi, which makes them a very funguy. This is often uncomfortable within the pants due to the exposure of the ballas itself. Sexual intercourse has been proven to be quite a struggle for whom who carries a mushroom ballas, due to the inappropriate size and shape.

Harvey: Hey, come over here, take a look at my John Thomas.
Bill: Good god man. You have a swollen beef curtain intruder.
Harvey: You could say it's a mushroom ballas.
Bill: Potent.

by potentguffankle January 12, 2011

alaskan mushroom

It's where you gape the woman or man's asshole and stick one or both nuts in the anus

I gave the bitch an Alaskan mushroom last night.

by Alaskanmushroom December 7, 2016

Magic Mushrooms

Crack Cocaine but hallucinations and schizophrenia.

Eat your Magic Mushrooms John

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

mushroom tatoo

when i smacked gina in the face with my dick and left a imprint of my bell end on her face

look in the mirror at yourself!

by yo mamma June 11, 2006

Stuffed Mushroom

When one person carefully picks his/her nose and selectively puts the findings in another's mouth.

Christi gave Nathaniel a stuffed mushroom.

by Skippy V. November 22, 2011

mushroom

you ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend, or whoever really likes you and you lay down the law and will not let you go. they are a fungus like, as in gross, and are stuck on you for what feels like forever. they seem to not want to move on at all, when you are already over them.

1. This boy kyle is a mushroom! he will not move on!
2. My ex-girlfriend is being such a mushroom, man.

by Abbay July 11, 2007