Abbay's definitions

mushroom

you ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend, or whoever really likes you and you lay down the law and will not let you go. they are a fungus like, as in gross, and are stuck on you for what feels like forever. they seem to not want to move on at all, when you are already over them.

1. This boy kyle is a mushroom! he will not move on!
2. My ex-girlfriend is being such a mushroom, man.

by Abbay July 11, 2007