a moses

when one takes a poop so long and dense, that when the individual flushes the toilet, it does not go down but stays level on the surface. which creates a type of " poop walkway" above the recepticle. this would simulate moses' parting of the red sea.

baby, come look at this. i just pooped a moses.

by mitch89 August 23, 2009

The Mossberg 590

The Mossberg 590 pump action shotgun with the barrel over the tubular magazine. Pump-action shotguns, also called "slide-action repeating shotguns" or "slide-action shotguns" are a class of shotguns that are distinguished in the way in which spent shells are extracted and fresh ones are chambered.

Right u cunt im gonna blow my head of with the Mossberg 590 pump action shotgun with the barrel over the tubular magazine. Pump-action shotguns, also called "slide-action repeating shotguns" or "slide-action shotguns" are a class of shotguns that are distinguished in the way in which spent shells are extracted and fresh ones are chambered.

by I hate jarrad April 15, 2022

Mosas

Used to describe a man who has bad luck with deserts. Said best by all around funny man Conan O'Brien.

"Mosas, this is God, go wash my car."

by sullie August 20, 2004

moss

the act of puking, usually associated with the flu or heavy drinking.

"Dude, that guy just mossed all over the place"

by chandleRR January 5, 2009

Moss'd

To do things half ass. As in how, he ran most of his routes.
To quit. Like he did on most of his teammates and fans.

That job making tacos sucked. I Moss'd.

by Raiders2016 November 24, 2016

modus operandi

tws skate video

your moms a whore

by your fuckin' asshole. April 21, 2003

Grandma moses

That favorite grandma who parted the red sea.
Origin from a vocabulary book in an example question.

with the flare of her nostrils grandma moses parted the red sea

go down grandma, go down to bake some cookies, and tell old grandpa to take them out of the oven

by migadimika May 5, 2012