montalto

Short, pale, kinda yellowish like a banana. usually not smart. does not pass test or any grade. Has very few friends. Not very athletic, runs weird.

Montalto is weird.

by natalie maggie March 11, 2017

montana sheep fucker

one who chooses to wear their pants inside of their boots, reason being for not getting shit on pants whilst fucking a sheep.

"i was plowing my new sheep to test her out, and i got shit on my new jeans ,and i thought to myself , no wonder those montana sheep fuckers wear their jeans like that".

by omegaflan October 8, 2017

Ace Montana

1) The main antagonist in the movie "Down and Derby"

2) Almost perfect child

What kind of parents name their kid Ace Montana?

by nerd of the western frontier December 17, 2010

hannah montana

a pretty, down to earth fourteen year old girl who sets an awesome role model for tweens and children, unlike jamie lynn spears and vanessa hudgens, who are super slutty hoes. her show is pretty cool too. :

Girl: Mommy, my favorite show is Zoe101!

Mom: no honey, your favorite show should be Hannah Montana, since zoey is a WHORE!

by Alyssa Lawson March 31, 2008

Joe Montana

Clearly the most over-rated quarterback in NFL history. Truth be told that his SuperBowl appearances and victories would have never happened if he no defense, no running game and no Jerry Rice. Without these he would have been a less than average quarterback. I just wonder what he would have accomplished with a bad defense and non-existant running game like Dan Marino had.

As far away from God as possible. Just an average \"Joe.\"

by Isabel April 26, 2005

Montanna

Really weird and likes to eat mud.

That Robert Cotton guy is such a montanna

by CrudiestPie1544 May 7, 2018

montae

Adam Montae Johnson..a boy who madd koo who live n da 716..

Yo durr go Adam Montae Johnson

by Smilez February 23, 2004