Cinco de Miowa

A holiday for bland white people which coincides with Cinco de Mayo. After pretending to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day, we get to pretend to be Mexican, but not really, on Cinco de Miowa.

Whitey #1: Happy Cinco de Miowa! Would you like some nachos?

Whitey #2: I'd love some. But make sure there's no peppers in them, I can't handle anything hot.

by HondoBoy May 20, 2011

use the microwave

To have sex

friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "

by jsurfs November 25, 2016

son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....

You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!

by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017

30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds

That boy just got a 30 second microwave job

by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018

Pulling a Miro

1. Forgetting your work pass at home, only when you have already pulled into the work parking lot.

2. Only sleeping 2 hours per night.

3. Mentioning something as if it were new after a whole converstaion about it has been discussed.

Also see: Miro Project

"Hi Steve, I'm going to be late for work, I forgot my pass at home and have to go back to get it." Pulling a Miro.

"Hey Team, can we talk about breaks?" "Miro, we already picked our breaks for the day 3 minutes ago." Pulling a Miro

by akar17 November 26, 2020

metal in the microwave

When as a kid you thought metal can be put in a microwave. But microwave go bzzzzzz pop bang bzzz whoosh then fire.
It will also cause your microwave explode.

Oh no! John put metal in the microwave again.

by Bortnite 3 January 5, 2021

Unplug the microwave

Kill yourself

Sometimes I wanna unplug the microwave, but I don’t have the balls to.

by Thedillionaireman June 30, 2022