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Get the redus mintal mug.John said, “honest mistake” after he handed the strip club dancer a $5 bill and told her to get him 2 bud lights. She threw the $5 back at him and said I am a dancer not a waitress.
by RNKMXN November 5, 2022
Get the Honest mistake mug.Tongue-in-cheek reference to Texaco's seemingly-insignificant error of drilling a 14"-diameter bore-hole into da roof of da Diamond Crystal Salt Company's hacked-out chasm underneath Lake Pigneur; as we all know, though, said comparatively-tiny geological puncture was ANYTHING BUT "miner" --- I mean, minor!
Poking a merely-foot-two-inch-diameter hole into da roof of a hollowed-out salt-cavern may indeed not sound very serious or dangerous, but when you consider dat (1) there was an entire lake on top of said fissure, and (2) da material surrounding said unintended vent was largely composed of readily-dissolvable salt --- which of course would just erode away and thus rapidly make said erroneous orifice progressively bigger --- said "miner mistake" was hardly "small potatoes", after all!!
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Get the Rookie mistake mug.A compact, two-door, rear-wheel-drive sports car produced by Mazda, first introduced in 1989. The MX-5 Miata, affectionately known simply as "Miata," is often regarded as the quintessential "driver's car" due to its lightweight construction, near-perfect balance, and exceptional handling dynamics. It’s designed to deliver a pure driving experience rather than just raw horsepower or straight-line speed. With a reputation for being affordable and accessible, the Miata is the go-to car for enthusiasts who crave fun on twisty roads, autocross events, and track days, but don’t want to spend a fortune. Despite a relatively modest engine output (typically in the range of 100–180 horsepower depending on the generation), the Miata’s low weight and rear-wheel-drive layout allow it to perform well in corners and tight spaces, often leaving higher-powered cars in the dust when the road gets twisty. Over the years, the Miata has undergone several iterations, with each generation offering slight improvements in comfort, technology, and performance while staying true to the formula of a small, agile roadster. The MX-5 Miata has earned a devoted fanbase, with many owners joining enthusiast clubs, attending Miata meetups, and modifying their cars to enhance performance or aesthetics. The car’s simplicity, ease of repair, and low cost of ownership make it especially appealing to first-time sports car buyers and seasoned drivers alike.
The sun was setting, casting a golden glow over the road as I gripped the wheel of my new Orange 2025 Mazda Miata. The engine hummed beneath me, its responsive manual transmission a perfect match for the open road. I felt the wind rushing through my hair as the car hugged the curves along the coast, the Pacific Ocean stretching endlessly on my left. With each shift of the gearstick, I could feel the connection to the car, every movement smooth and fluid. The radio was alive with the upbeat tunes of Big Time Rush’s latest album, Another Life (released in 2023). The music, full of energy, Echoed through the crisp ocean breeze as I sang along, caught in the moment. The sea shimmered in the fading light, waves crashing rhythmically against the shore.
As I rounded a bend, I caught sight of the Amtrak Pacific Surfliner rolling by. With the usual consits of Siemens SC-44 locomotive and Bilevel Coaches, I glanced at the tracks just in time to see passengers inside the train smiling and waving at me. It felt like a surreal connection, like they were part of this perfect moment, just as much as I was. I waved back, my heart lifting, feeling the synchronicity between the car, the train, and the world unfolding ahead of me. It was a moment of pure freedom, just me, the Miata, and the people on the train—sharing the road and the journey in perfect harmony.
As I rounded a bend, I caught sight of the Amtrak Pacific Surfliner rolling by. With the usual consits of Siemens SC-44 locomotive and Bilevel Coaches, I glanced at the tracks just in time to see passengers inside the train smiling and waving at me. It felt like a surreal connection, like they were part of this perfect moment, just as much as I was. I waved back, my heart lifting, feeling the synchronicity between the car, the train, and the world unfolding ahead of me. It was a moment of pure freedom, just me, the Miata, and the people on the train—sharing the road and the journey in perfect harmony.
by EMD F59PHI January 8, 2025
Get the Mazda Miata mug.A mistake that you made due to someone else's original mistake. Think of a 3 car crash as an example. If you get rear-ended and then hit the person in front of you, is it really your fault?
This can apply to a multitude of situations including families, relationships, work related incidents, etc.
Originally used in the song "Spilled Milk" by Mack Harrison.
This can apply to a multitude of situations including families, relationships, work related incidents, etc.
Originally used in the song "Spilled Milk" by Mack Harrison.
Jeeze dude, I am really getting the first degree over these secondhand mistakes. I feel like I got set up for this malarky.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025
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