Cock-Meat-Sandwich

Sucking Dick basically

Big Bob: Are You Boys Ready for your cock-meat-sandwich
(some time/words pass buy)
Kumar: Damn, his dick smells like shit

by The1337Arcade.Com August 24, 2008

playing the meat whistle

when a chick puts her lips on the side of your banger and slides her tongue across the side of your shaft while sucking, kinda like playing a harmonica but sucking instead of blowing...

man i'll never forget the way your mom was playing the meat whistle last night, i blew one right in her face!

by ugmotheug December 31, 2007

slapping the meat

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

by Dean March 25, 2005

Meat Anchor

A meal containing an excessively high content of beef, and makes you feel like you cannot get up without vomiting.

I went to Shawn's house the other night to watch the basketball game, and he grilled up these fucking Meat Anchors that are still lodged in my colon days later.

by Mr. North March 23, 2008

Beat The Meat

1. a butchers job of pounding meat until it is tender.

2. a term used by butchers when they announce their going to masturbate but don't want any customers to find out what is really going on in the back room.

Butcher 1: Im going to go in the back room and beat the meat.
Butcher 2: Alright just don't beat it that hard or it will bruise

by TyBangLon March 15, 2011

Meat Sock

Elizabeth, taker of copious amounts of cock. A sleeve or sheath for a man's member.

My god, Elizabeth fucks so many guys, she's a regular meat sock, that is, a sock for some man's meat.

by kanzai43 January 20, 2009

meatbag

Use by robots, like Bender.

Bite my shiny metal ass, meatbag!

by pascalbg January 10, 2008