Martin Jo

Martin Jo is what you would call a Legend!

Martin Jo the legend

by Blackmanrus February 25, 2021

Martin O'Neill

Scary man who exposed Aaron Warner.

Random guy from Greenock: Did you see Martin O'Neill exposed Aaron Warner?
Other random guy: no
Random guy from Greenock: Not Epic...

by A very sexy man420 March 20, 2021

Chris Martin

An talentless egotistical singer of a gay band who claims he can “fix you”

I need a real Chris Martin in my life!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Ken Martin

Any fastidious, mustachioed individual with a fondness for chest hair and uncomfortable elbow-pinching.

"Did you hear about my run in with that Ken Martin earlier? I feel like one of the victims on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit!"

by hiyoheynow May 28, 2009

Bald Martin

Bold Martin like people sucking his feet

Bald Martin enjoys when big Jill and morgz suck his feet

by Bald Martin is a god August 1, 2020

steve martin

Unfunniest man in the world ... he's had white hair since the day he was born and even that isn't funny.

Oh my god!!! ... Did you see Steve Martin's standup gig last night??! ... the funniest thing happened ... he choked on the microphone wire and died!!

by BrainStern March 28, 2008

Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...

"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005