marathon

a.k.a "Running a marathon" or "manathon"

When a group of five or more males masturbate one after another passing lubricant as the baton trying to beat previous records of time or contending groups' records.

J: Hey, do you want to go to the bars tonight?
E: That seems like a good idea, but that's in a while.
J: Should we pre-game?
E: I have a better "game," let's get the boys together and-
J and E: RUN A MARATHON!!!!!
(they high five)
J: I will get the lube!
E: I will forsake my self-respect!

by EriQ May 19, 2008

Mariah

Mariah is the hottest girl in school. She does her work in school and in the bed. You may call her a slut because your boyfriend slept with her last night. All the hot boys fuck her up.

"When I grow up I want to be a Mariah"
"In highschool I was a total Mariah"

by Riah1525 March 11, 2017

marathon man

when any sexual couple has intercourse on a bike, while swimming, while running 26.2 miles and jumping out of n airplane. the receiving partner then takes a dump while falling from the sky!

I am so tired,I just ran a marathon man!

by Da' Hamma December 1, 2003

Marital Twins

When a married couple has been together so long, they look alike, sound alike and dress alike.

Him: “Did you see that couple with the same haircut?”

Her: “Yeah, they almost have the same shirt on, too.”

Him: “They’ve been married so long, they’ve become marital twins.”

by dogstar7 August 4, 2011

Mariah

Mariah is that hot Athletic girl she’s so smart fast and AMAZING she has the perfect body even tho she’s flat! When her eyes meet with your it’s like it on you and her in the world they sparkle so bright he smile can light up this world she’s so funny and fun to be around loves snuggles! When she’s hurt or sad she’s super sad she’ll cry all night long

Girl: she’s not even cute
Boy: tf you mean I want a mariah as my gf

by Bubbly girl😚 June 6, 2018

Mariah

A girl who all the guys like, but none of the sane people have any idea why

Damn, why all them gay ass niggas drooling over Mariah?

by biggay369 December 23, 2018

Mariah

wow thats a bruh moment

Mariah? yeah, she's a real bruh moment.

by bruhmoment.hotmail.com February 9, 2019