morning gasm

you know that noise you just have to make when you wake up in the morning. It is is often accompanied by a yawn.

Fred: "Hey, why couldn't you have done that last night?"
Wilma: "What?"
Fred: "Have something nearly as powerful as that morning gasm"

by michael scott wants the fleece April 12, 2010

morning donovan

Original band from the Bay Area, CA.

You check out the Morning Donovan Show this weekend?

by |v|0Rn!ng D0|\|0van May 13, 2004

Morning Star

When your fresh shaved nuts grow back hair making yur nuggets extra spiky and prickly. Often stabbing you in the dick.

Oh shit! My morning star just stabbed my dick! *grabs balls to reposition them*

by Derik V September 04, 2008

Morning Stars

When a man masturbates up until almost ejaculating, slowly wakes up his gf/wife, yells "Morning!" and blows his load in her eyes. She'll be seeing stars all morning.

"So I heard Joe gave gave Suzzy some Morning Stars the other day, haven't heard from him since..."

by Lulzmazterr February 14, 2010

morning beast

The worst kind of morning breath. That ain't no morning BREATH!, that's morning BEAST!!

Damn! That lady has some BAD Morning Beast!!

by Southern Chrome December 06, 2004

morning forest

morning wood, to the extreme

morning wood? forget that. i had an effing morning forest!

by [christy] April 28, 2007

morning sun

The bright light comming from the sky that blinds you in your intoxicated state when you realize you stayed up way too late.

I hate comming out of a bar to the morning sun at 6am

by malc0lm January 08, 2009