nifty mittens

It's when your mother and your father go and have sex on the hood of the truck

Mom and Dad did some nifty mittens last night.

by Big Bob7477 October 29, 2013

mitter

A mitter is a fan of a (usually badly) dubbed anime, that refuses to learn anything about the original show, or about the diffrences between the two.

Person 1: I love One Piece! Zolo rocks!
Person 2: Y'know, he was supposed to be called Zoro originally and loads of stuff was edited out of the dubbed version of One Piece.
Person1: Don't tell me about that stupid Japanese version, why watch something in a language you don't understand! The dub is fine - I bet it's even better than the stupid Japanese version!
Person 2: Gawd, you're such a mitter!

by GraceB February 21, 2006

mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

by Blake November 12, 2002

Squish Mitten

A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes

This is Squish Mitten, my retarded cousin.

by Xeppo May 29, 2007

mitten

The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup

Man: fancy a mitten?
Woman: lets rock!

by dogga January 7, 2006

mitten fuck

When the woman your with has to wear mittens in order to keep you from being scatched all to hell

The gal i met at the bar last night was a real mitten fuck, i thought i was gonna have to get stitches when the night was over

by mitman August 5, 2007

mitty

means average, roots of the word cum from a cross between the words pretty n mingin. is a term mainly used to describe ppl.

Cindy: that guy ova there is checkin me out, u think i shud go ova??
Tapps: nah dont bova hun, hes mitty!

by Tapps n Cindy January 27, 2005