too logical

A useful response for getting out of a situation where someone mentions something obvious you hadn't thought of.

Mike: Come on bro, just pick one. Hawaiian or Supreme. It's not hard. They're waiting for our order.
Ryan: Why don't we just buy two medium pizzas and get both?
Mike: ... too logical, mate.

by c-drinkwater December 10, 2011

Beck logic

When a boss, coach, ecclesiastical leader, or any other person to whom you may fall subordinate to requires anyone, including his/herself, to perform a task in high aspirations for greatness, just to have it backfire in the end for great injury and embarrassment.

Tony: Coach said if we run 5 miles everyday we would be national champs! Now the whole team's got runner's knee and can't hoop!

Charles: That's some Beck logic fo' ya.

by Albert Kaida August 14, 2014

Urban Dictionary Logic 101

Urban Dictionary Logic 101

Definition

Will Allow derogatory words such as "cunt" but not ShittingTittieFuck Or shitface and it doesn't seem right.

That is fucking stupid.

But it is Urban dictionary logic 101 and it is how it is.

by Tylertops July 7, 2016

Logitech rage

A build up of anger caused by trying to set up Logitech products. Mainly caused as a result of using their glitchy on-line "My Harmony" software or the "Harmony Remote Software." Often one comes to this state after a profound realization that their features of the product you purchased has been deliberately nerfed making the product you just purchased useless.

After his MyHarmony account was corrupted and John was unable to sync his remote, when he came to the realisation that he would have to re-create a new account and teach all the commands all over again he experienced an episode of "Logitech rage"

by gnosupplies February 25, 2011

Logic

Something you don't have

Logic is what Donald trump doesn't have

by Donwanld tramp May 27, 2017

Guy logic

guys think that they can walk allll over us girls, therefore, they can't because we won't let them do anything of the sort because we are mean mother fuckrs!!

guy: hey, i know we just met, but......i really like you, wanna go out? *guy accutaly think that they want us*
girl: hellllll no!!!!! i don't want your guy logic on me!!!
guy:................what? *how did she know!!!*

by little lover21 December 10, 2013

logical positivism

1.n. A proposed cure for the illness known as philosophy (love of sofas), which sadly proved nothing but a palliative by presupposing the definitions of the very processes it set out to define.

The proponents of logical positivism had a jolly good time taking turns reading Hegel at parties and cracking up hysterically.

by Inna G. May 21, 2006