HIV Lane

The anus of a man infected with HIV.

He rode the HIV Lane on the Hershey Highway all night long and then died five years later.

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

lane loyalty

The force that compels any given driver to remain faithful to the lane they have chosen despite the other lane(s) appearing to move faster.

Other names for this are "fear" or "laziness".

A common enemy of the loyal and a good cause of passive aggressive driving is the merge hopper.

"...H-hey, where are you going? You just merged in front of me 2 minutes ago! Don't you have any lane loyalty?! I DON'T WANT TO SIT HERE ALONE"

by TRoaster October 18, 2011

lane splitter

When excess underwear traffic squeezes in on your crotch rocket. You have to find some breathing room, commit to a line and hope everything stays in its designated lane.

They say it takes balls to pull a Lane Splitter. But it usually it usually takes a hand, too.

by Tommy_John December 3, 2015

Laney

A cannibal who may or may not be in love with a man named “Gareth.”

Oh, you are secretly a cannibal and in love with a man named Gareth? Must be a Laney.

by Lucifer’s cat March 26, 2020

passing lane

A very simple law Floridiots can't seem to grasp.

Why do all these dumb Floridians travel 10 miles under the speed limit in the passing lane all the damn time!?

by logicaliforn May 1, 2011

Left Lane Gang

Truckers who illegally drive in the left lane of the highway, leading up to fines and jail time. Because of the penalties for driving this lane, Truck Drivers avoid it at all cost.

That dam truck is in the money lane again. He must be a member of the Left Lane Gang.

by Iceman224 September 16, 2018

Jake Lane

This man is usually a guitarist, doesn't have much look with love but is a pretty cool guy. Can be mates with his cousin tho....

Jake lane is my Bandmate

by tobythedrumguy123 February 11, 2022