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Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..
Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.
by Johnny useless July 6, 2018
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mia logic

something Trevor will never understand,

deffinition: the way in which Mia and her perfectly perfect life think that no one understands because it will only make sense to a Mia.
Mia logic said by Mia: being b is a.
by Logic.mia April 10, 2015
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Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Presland logic

A way of thinking that defies common sense and logic. Frankly, it’s farcical and yet it still manages to achieve the required result!
Don’t worry, I used Presland logic!
by KaliScar February 16, 2021
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Conservative logic

The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.
"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."
by Dudge September 23, 2022
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Logical fallacies

A useful set of 'refutational tools' whose usage is mainly seen in random internet arguments but can also equally be applied in the IRL realm too, such as against your wife or your boss. The former scenario is where people often abuse logical fallacies to the point of committing a fallacy fallacy, so be wise and use them sparingly and only as a supplement to your argument.

Also related to non sequitur.
1) Jim called out his boss by using logical fallacies to poke holes in his ridiculous decisions.
2) Tommy used logical fallacies to his advantage in order to expose the inconsistencies in his girlfriend's reasoning with regards to how he should spend his money.
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