longhorn lick

Longhorn Lick, similar to Raider Rash is an STD that cause the genital area to burn and chaff. Longhorn Lick effects those who have a sexual experience with someone who attends the University of Texas.

Guy: Yo! That chick from the party last night gave me Longhorn Lick! My dick is on fire.

Friend: Nah bro, she goes to to Texas Tech. That’s definitely Raider Rash.

by TheRamFam November 5, 2019

Hawaiian lick job

When you’ve pulled a Hawaiian man and his choad is so wide it can’t fit in any hole, the only option is to lick it.

His choad was so wide I had to give him a Hawaiian lick job

by Choad hag December 4, 2021

Free Lick

(1)A person who could be easily stolen from

(2) A person who could be easily defeated in competitive settings.

(1)”This guy always walks around with his pockets wide open and his wallet half out, he’s such a free lick!”

(2)”This guy wanted to 1v1 on Call Of Duty but I shit on him cause he’s a free lick

by MrKnowItAll62991672 September 20, 2023

fingy lick

When you hear someone coming just after you came on yourself after jerking off, and you quickly lick your fingers to clean yourself up so you don't get caught with a sticky mess.

Nub said he had to pull a fingy lick because he heard his mom coming up the stairs on the way to his room yesterday.

That's one sticky situation lmao

by saucegay May 2, 2009

Lesbian Lick Lodge

A location where two or more lesbians meet in a rustic environment to enjoy oral sex.

This house smells like a lesbian lick lodge.

by woman love in da house January 18, 2011

dick lick

one (usually male) who is something of an asshole who enjoys self-gratification at the expense of others.

dude: so whats up
asshole: you are gay
dude: f off dick lick

by Kais June 28, 2004

cow's lick

when there is a parting in someone's hair that naturally goes towards the back of the head - so it looks like a cow has licked your head

by hungry cow October 27, 2003