Lister

ungrateful ass hole who dont love anyone has no emotions someone who drinks nyQuil and someone is gay someone who doesnt take care of his children and some one is bipolar someone who names his kid after a dog some who wants to die someone some one who dont take a bath someone who wears a black oakley shirt with white shorts everyday some one who looks at a homeless person some one who sucks dick someone who has AIDS and every STD someone who has one kidney. somebody who mixes xanax, nyquil and vodka and scotch, someone who is bipolar, someone who's medicine cabinet looks like a drug store

Man i hate a Lister

by burger kuntry king June 13, 2009

lobster tank

Common meeting grounds for white trash. Is usually preceded by a morning spent in boxer shorts watching Nascar. After meeting at the lobster tank, a dinner of chicken fried steak is consumed over a bottle of crate wine and Sammy Kershaw albums.

"Yo Sissy, are you meeting me and Bubba at the lobster tank tonight?"

"Yeah, just as soon as I hose down the doublewide."

by fancy February 9, 2005

Lobster

Someone who thinks they are white but in all actuallity are black.

Great....here comes that Lobster again!

by Ekaj July 16, 2008

lipsters

n -- circa early 2000s
lesbian hipsters found in the New York nightclubs like Misshapes, enjoy making out for photos posted on Last Night's Party

Those lipsters have been in the bathroom for, like, twenty minutes.

by Cushie February 4, 2006

Lobster

to grab something

Hey bra, can you lobster me that beer?

by Timmy Dubs October 2, 2008

Lobster Juice

The secretion from a lobsters tail after a woman sticks the lobsters tail into her vagina, lighting the head on fire as to cause it to wiggle and secrete a juice.

she says "Shoot that lobster juice all over me."

by sliqdude January 27, 2009

Lobsteritas

A nasty new strain of crabs, leaving its victims disgruntled and hostile. Thus far lobsteritas has no cure! Watch out kids.

by Alice McMuffin October 14, 2003