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Wicked Lasers

A Wicked Laser is a generic name for a handheld pointer-sized diode laser that is too powerful to actually be used as a laser pointer. Typically, a laser pointer cannot be over <5mW in output power. A Wicked Laser is usually over <90mW and can burn duct tape or burst balloons. Wicked Lasers are invarioubly green in beam colour compared to the common red laser pointer. A Wicked Lasers is a gadget that is sometimes found in the company of an iPod.
David kept a powerful Wicked Lasers for starpointing with his telescope whereas he used his laser pointer for exercising his cat.
by JohnKP January 12, 2012
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Lager and lime

Recent cockney riming slang for time. One may refer to it when
a Rondevu at the battle cruiser (boozer) is shortly to take place.
Gramps, have you got the lager and lime.
by Grampa July 3, 2007
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lamer

Basically, anyone who is clueless, useless and annoying, commonly seen in chat rooms and forums on teh internets. Doesn't understand the meaning of 'troll'. Thinks alternate spelling using numbers and/or symbols is KuL3. Another argument for retroactive abortion. Your picture here
by Garnog July 15, 2005
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laker

*Hey, I'm going home.

*All right, laker!
by Amy Hetzler June 25, 2006
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Laker

One who "Smacks his Bitches".
Laker, yooooou fucking smack your bitches.
by bob February 18, 2005
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Laerdal

developers of lowsy, unadvanced simulators. employ sleazy sales people to push their products and have terrible customer service.
I just bought a laerdal and now want to kill myself.
by palaka October 16, 2008
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Lager Spit Roast

An adapted drink ordered at pubs and clubs, often for those with a low tolerance to alcohol who do not want to order a shandy and face ridicule by their companions. Other potential reasons for ordering include hair of the dog and recent illness.

Ordering a beer in a lemonade sandwich format with the bottom and the top of the beer being given a bit of lemonade.

Also referred to as a Fister Spit Roast in Southern England Regions.
Bartender: What can I get you mate?
Nice Guy: Yeah, can I get 3 Fosters, a Strongbow Dark Fruits, a Rum 'n' Coke and...Matt, what did you want again?
Matt: A Fosters top and bottom please
Nice Guy: I'm not ordering that.
Bartender: It's fine. One Lager Spit Roast coming up.
by Sue P November 30, 2018
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