Man Jacking

The act of giving a man a rub and tug in a car and stealing his car keys in the process

"Anyone seen Ken?"

"He's probably out in the parking lot Man Jacking another hapless victim."

by Archibald_The_Great December 3, 2025

dos-e-jacking

the act of two males locking their arms as if they were dosi-doing but then reaching over to grab their penises and masturbate

bro1: dude i totally want to jack right now
bro2: yea bro so do I
bro 1: i have an idea we should go dos-e-jacking
bro2: yea good idea here give me you're arm

then they proceed...

by little100bush April 14, 2010

Post Traumatic Jacking

After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.

Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.

by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015

I'm only joking

having a joke.

I'm only joking about going to heaven.

by Debskelly1985 March 7, 2023

I was joking

The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.

Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao

by an extremely depressed bandu May 16, 2023

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

"I'm Joking" Paradox

When a person talks about a topic a little to much but denies liking the thing they are talking about, thus creating a paradox as it is unknown whether they actually mean what they say.

"Jake talks about liking that one girl a little too much but says he doesn't like her. I think its an "I'm Joking" Paradox"
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by Scoria May 26, 2023