Jissenpizzemitis

A condition where you abnormally jizz and piss at the same time during sexual intercourse

Pierce: man last night was fucked up
Chuck: yo bro what happened?
Pierce: I got some issues
Chuck: spit the dick out and tell me
Pierce: I went to the doctor after fucking my girl and I told him I pissed and jizzed in her at the same time
Chuck: what did he say you had?
Pierce: some fucked up name called jissenpizzemitis
Chuck: *bursts out in laughter*

by Demonicbeatbox December 22, 2022

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jisce

Jacques In Shillington Christmas Eve

Watching the Last Of Us is like Jacques in Shillington on Christmas Eve, so JISCE = Devistation at every turn.

by Carboja January 23, 2023

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Jishnu

Dude with an amazing personality. Loves football. OBESSESSED with research(WHY THE HELL BRUV)
Has a big D*CK and an amazing A*S with huge libido.

Mom : I want to fuck a Jishnu

by WierdCreepyDude February 7, 2023

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Jiselle

prettiest girl on earth. likes to fight . has long brown flowing hair wears glasses hangs out with certain people gets mad easy she has barley any friend has one boy in her life who she never wants to loose is always free to talk if they did something wrong they will always try to fix it they one friend who you can see them fighting 1 second and the other second like nothing ever happed is she loves someone she will never betray them half of the time she is sad. overall if you have a Jiselle in your life never I mean never get rid of her.

GUY#1:Jiselle is so pretty
HER BESTIE: I know but I'm prettier.

by jiselle/PRETTY March 23, 2023

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