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Shillington 

A flabby, bowling-ball-like organism. Has a penchant for Diet Cokes(TM) and has the mental capacity of a four year old. In fact, these creatures have the remarkable ability to remain four years old for their entire lives. Has a zealot/follower mentality and will immediately devote them self to the meatiest, brawniest person in it's vicinity.
Prima: What's with that immature kid?
Secunda: Oh him? He's a Shillington, always following that muscleguy

A Shillington is analogous to a wannabe meathead
Shillington by PhDoctor December 5, 2010
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shillington 

A creature that is described as limp, floppy and unable to sustain an erect position. Often minute in stature, its exponential growth is a determinant of the level of testosterone in the relative vicinity.
Limp noodle

Girl: "He had a shillington on so the night ended early"
shillington by Yuseless April 15, 2008

Shillington, PA 

Shi-town.
Shittown.
Shilly.
A town in Berks County, PA.
You're most likely from Mifflin, bitch.
Boy 1: Yo, where you from?
Boy 2: Yah know. shillington, pa. shilly.
Boy 1:Nice brah.
Shillington, PA by lolatyoubitch February 28, 2011

jack skellington 

King of Halloween Town. Brilliant, maniacal, soulful, with a singing voice to die for.

The embodiment of the phrase Dead Sexy
Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there far from my home. A longing that I've never known.

Eureka! This year, Christmas will be ours!
jack skellington by Tephers July 27, 2004

Jack Skellington 

While balls deep in a vagina from behind whilst wearing a skeleton costume and a pink sock starts sneaking its way out, quietly peel off an arm bone and jam it in her anus while you continue merrily on your way to ejaculation.
Last Halloween, I had to Jack Skellington this nasty hoe before her pink sock exploded on me.
Jack Skellington by Slap Mint September 27, 2019

Shittington 

The state or experience of shitting yourself, often induced by getting way too faded.
damianluck925: "Yo yodie fam I just got faded than a hoe and think I just hit a shittington"
Shittington by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023

duke smellington 

A bowel movement that is turgid and will not break down during the initial flush. The duke lingers in the toilet bowl unbeknownst to the flusher, leaving a pungent odor that occupies the entire bathroom and possibly spreads to other rooms if not discovered in time.
The afterbirth of Dave's unattended duke smellington choked my senses.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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