Shillington

A flabby, bowling-ball-like organism. Has a penchant for Diet Cokes(TM) and has the mental capacity of a four year old. In fact, these creatures have the remarkable ability to remain four years old for their entire lives. Has a zealot/follower mentality and will immediately devote them self to the meatiest, brawniest person in it's vicinity.

Prima: What's with that immature kid?
Secunda: Oh him? He's a Shillington, always following that muscleguy

A Shillington is analogous to a wannabe meathead

by PhDoctor December 5, 2010

shillington

A creature that is described as limp, floppy and unable to sustain an erect position. Often minute in stature, its exponential growth is a determinant of the level of testosterone in the relative vicinity.

Limp noodle

Girl: "He had a shillington on so the night ended early"

by Yuseless April 15, 2008

Shillington, PA

Shi-town.
Shittown.
Shilly.
A town in Berks County, PA.
You're most likely from Mifflin, bitch.

Boy 1: Yo, where you from?
Boy 2: Yah know. shillington, pa. shilly.
Boy 1:Nice brah.

by lolatyoubitch February 28, 2011

jack skellington

King of Halloween Town. Brilliant, maniacal, soulful, with a singing voice to die for.

The embodiment of the phrase Dead Sexy

Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there far from my home. A longing that I've never known.

Eureka! This year, Christmas will be ours!

by Tephers July 27, 2004

Jack Skellington

While balls deep in a vagina from behind whilst wearing a skeleton costume and a pink sock starts sneaking its way out, quietly peel off an arm bone and jam it in her anus while you continue merrily on your way to ejaculation.

Last Halloween, I had to Jack Skellington this nasty hoe before her pink sock exploded on me.

by Slap Mint September 27, 2019

Shittington

The state or experience of shitting yourself, often induced by getting way too faded.

damianluck925: "Yo yodie fam I just got faded than a hoe and think I just hit a shittington"

by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023

duke smellington

A bowel movement that is turgid and will not break down during the initial flush. The duke lingers in the toilet bowl unbeknownst to the flusher, leaving a pungent odor that occupies the entire bathroom and possibly spreads to other rooms if not discovered in time.

The afterbirth of Dave's unattended duke smellington choked my senses.

by laugh n slap March 2, 2011