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Jewish Bag

A Jewish boy who likes bread and is bad at fortnite he rages all the time and his parents always beat him
That kid looks like jew
Oh that’s Jewish Bag
is he burnt
Yes cause he is Jewish
by Mr yeet August 14, 2019
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Jewish Christmas

When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music
“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”

(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!
by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 November 1, 2019
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Jewish sneeze

When your bitch, sneezes during sex and your dick gets stuck in her vagina
Friend: how was last night

Timmy: yeh it was good but my bitch did a jewish sneeze
by DaddyLoves 8===D November 17, 2019
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Jewish Dustbuster

Busting a fat nut and having your partner snot it up their nose.
Yo Bryan made Jenna his Jewish Dustbuster
by Skinny white chick November 22, 2019
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jewish juvenile jinx

when the government sidetracks Jews from making babies and lessens their wealth because they don't have families.
The Jewish juvenile jinx made them have the lowest birth rate for a subgroup of the White race.
by Coop Dupe November 26, 2019
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Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
by .TheEel January 30, 2020
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Jewish Doorbell

When one arrives at the home of a person they arranged to scoop, and they honk their car horn instead of texting the person to let them know they have arrived, or getting out of the hoopty to knock or ring the actual doorbell or any other means of making their presence known
Doug: "Hey Grandpa! why is there an incessant car horn going off outside? I'm trying to watch The Price is Right!"

Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."
by HBAD May 4, 2020
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