Jewish harvest

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound

it was a succsesful jewish harvest

by Atatürk Fan number 1 February 4, 2019

jewish worm

A small circumsized dick

That Jewish guy in the pools changing room had a Jewish worm

by Dank jew May 4, 2019

Jewish Cupcake

A funny way to call a jewish friend

You: Hey, what's up you Jewish Cupcake
Jewish friend: What the fuck?

by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019

jewish sailor

A dope ass sandwich from a local sandwich shop. Or a fancy sex move where a male takes his penis and thrusts it into his partner’s booty hole to the song “Come Sail Away” by Styx.

The Jewish Sailor filled me up good last night.

by Stone N’ Bone #420 July 1, 2019

Jewish gnome

"Jewish Gnome" A.K.A Mac Miller's alter ego.

Or
A Jew that behaves like a Gnome. Tends gardens, uses rakes and picks...not to mention hoes. Many many garden hoes for this gnome...

"Hey, by the way have you ever been Jewish gnomed??" Is a very common way of using the term "Jewish Gnome"+

by Properbullsh!t😺🚬🚬🍪🌈☮🕖 August 3, 2019

Jewish Bag

A Jewish boy who likes bread and is bad at fortnite he rages all the time and his parents always beat him

That kid looks like jew
Oh that’s Jewish Bag
is he burnt
Yes cause he is Jewish

by Mr yeet August 14, 2019

Jewish Christmas

When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music

“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”

(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!

by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 November 1, 2019