by Lilcuumstain January 31, 2021
When the kindest most handsome men are born. You must do everything they tell you to and can’t complain
by Thegodofthisthing January 15, 2022
Staying soober only from the 4th until the 28th of January because you can´t keep your New Year´s resolution.
"Man I tried staying sober the whole January but I think I'll just do a dry January."
Person 1: "Man staying sober the whole Month is so hard."
Person 2: "Have you heard of the Dry January?"
Person 1: "Man staying sober the whole Month is so hard."
Person 2: "Have you heard of the Dry January?"
by SkinnyLud January 27, 2022
This is a day to flirt with your guy friend/crush. If you don’t your a pussy. Idk hold his hand or compliment him or something ask him out IDK z just do something,
Person: Hey Bitch, I like your hair today
Bisexual man named bitch: Thank you lmao but why did you compliment me?
Person: Because it’s January 26 durr Person: wanna have sex-
Bitch: yes.
Bisexual man named bitch: Thank you lmao but why did you compliment me?
Person: Because it’s January 26 durr Person: wanna have sex-
Bitch: yes.
by ErikIsGay69426942 January 16, 2022
by I'm cool and u aren't November 21, 2021
January 28 is tell your crush you like them or ask your crush out day, go tell them how you really feel!!!❤️💕🥺
by Love girl126 January 28, 2021
Girl: baby I want kisses and cuddles
Boy: why❤️
Girl: because it's January 7th
Boy: oh kk luv *gives gf cuddles and kisses
Boy: why❤️
Girl: because it's January 7th
Boy: oh kk luv *gives gf cuddles and kisses
by Frickbeinggoodimabadb January 07, 2021