traffic jam

The by-product of either rush hour or a lane closing as a result of a car accident or construction. Mainstreets and highways become choked with cars that are literally bumper to bumper. Like a bad storm, usually the only way out of a traffic jam is sitting through it.

Car lines and lane shields make getting off an exit a daunting game of chicken. Road rage is also pretty common.

There was a huge traffic jam on I-93 when some idiots collided into each other, causing two lane closures. It was backed up all the way to Quincy.

by The Sub February 25, 2005

Offal Jim Jam

A game where one male player exposes a small area of skin from their genitals to the other player. Then, the other player has to guess whether what they have been shown is cock or ball. Ricky Gervais is believed to be the founder.

Guy: Wanna play offal jim jam?

Girlfriend: Sure!

Guy: <opens fly> So what do you think?

Girlfriend: Cock?

Guy: You're right! Here's your prize.

by shteyngart September 22, 2009

stoner jam

Noun. A meeting of musicians who smoke cannabis in order to inflict a positive effect on their music playing and songwriting skills.

Stoner: M'kay dude stoner jam at mine on Wednesday. Bring your bong AND your bass this time.

by jeff24 August 27, 2005

the jam

Used to describe anything that is awesome.

Used similarly to "it's the shit."

"Hey have you checked out that new mexican restaurant?"

"Yeah, man, it's the jam!"

by lil'le December 11, 2009

the jam

One of the defining bands of the late 70's / early 80's,

members included: Paul Weller , Bruce Foxton and Rick Buckler
Ultimately legendary!

Ann: 'The Jam' rule
Pete: yes lass, that they do

by joshindustries July 1, 2006

Animal Jam

Animal Jam is a game intended for younger audiences but can attract people from teenagers to young adults. It was meant to be a game about educating kids about animals and nature, but has turned into a game of trading and wanting to become the rarest person in the game. It's quite sad, really. Anyways, a lot of items in the game have a certain rarity and people will trade certain things for it. Animal Jam YouTubers are also popular, however, most of them have created a bad reputation in the community.

Do you have any Rare Item Mondays on Animal Jam?

No, I traded all of mine for a few den betas.

by Yeight AJ May 25, 2018

So jelly I'm jam

Jelly is a slang word that derived from the word "jealous".
It's a play on words: you're so jelly you turn into jam. Basically saying that you're extremely or beyond envious.

Mostly used in a joking manner and among females.

1: I'm so jelly I'm jam, that you're on vacation right now Beth.

by iknowthings100 March 28, 2013