West San Jose

The best side of San Jose, California located just an hour south of San Francisco. It's got one of the state's top public schools, Lynbrook High School, and it is populated by upper middle class families that are either white or asian. It is the heart of Silicon Valley, and chances are, there is at least one person in each family working in either high tech or medicine. This area is entirely suburban and at the same time is incredibly sheltered from the real world.

Bob: Yo, where you from, homie?
Jack: What do you mean, "homie"?
Bob: You're hella sheltered.
Jack: It's not my fault, I'm from West San Jose...

by HellaWestside April 27, 2006

Jose Conseco

A person who fools everybody; a fake.

That dude was a Jose Conseco, he was never a homie from the beginning.

by Dom Douangpanya September 20, 2009

San Jose

A place that few people know the way to. Possibly in Northern California

Do you know the way to San Jose?

by theparkmanghost October 10, 2005

jose

the boy I loved, the boy I lost, and the boy who spoiled it for every other guy I'll ever meet.

he is the standard I hold every guy to.

"he's no jose."

by b.grace January 12, 2009

Joliet Central

Joliet Central is high located in the heart of downtown Joliet,IL. It' contains 4 floors, a football field and a fieldhouse. The school is best known for having bad sport teams such football, baseball, basketball and volleyball. The education is mediocre and the school is considered to be quite ghetto, since it is located on the East Side. The school has a large percentage of Hispanic students and average amount of Whites and Blacks. The school is very unique, because it's cafeteria is located on the 4th floor, it has the best gym in Illinois and the school is connected to the T&I Building (Technical and Industrial). The school has about 3000 students from Joliet, Elwood and Lockport.

Kid 1: Where do you go to school?
Kid 2: Joliet Central

by pieman8907 June 8, 2011

Jose

Jose is a fine ass and he also is into drugs but he most likely will achieve in what he wants in life,he is freaky,jose is a fine ass.

"Damn who's that fine ass over there?"
"Its jose"
"Im tryna holla at him hes hella fucking fine"
"Haha ikr"

by Beryy1937 November 21, 2016

Jose

A very attractive boy with a great heart and is very funny and he makes me smile.

I want to go out with Jose

by Ilovetacos14 December 29, 2016