dirt surfing

when a man, opting for non-penetration, rubs his wriggle-stick between a girl's ass mountains.

dude, i heard adam was totally dirt surfing three girls last night. it made his weiner look like an angry mexican.

by Bruno & Speedy April 8, 2010

dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'

Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.

by John Doaf December 5, 2009

nut dirt

The salt and other seasonings inside a can of nuts, leftover after you have eaten all the nuts.

Did you empty all the nut dirt out of that can before you stored your change in it?

by bob morales March 2, 2015

Dirt chicken

Its you nick. Accept it.

Nick you are a dirt chicken

by D_urtchkn October 30, 2020

dirt canoe

A very versatile term typically used to describe someone who possesses an annoying/negative quality of any kind.

-Did you hear Rachel pushed that one kid down the stairs? What a "dirt canoe". Am I right?

by Crayon Dealer March 14, 2017

wally-dirt

A white trash/over-weight/red neck/gangster/wankster/greaser all around trashy person that lingers around walmart not really looking at anything but not really not shopping at the same time. A lazy browser. Looks as if they have the IQ of a farm horse. And probably smells like one too. Trotting around walmart simply being in the way. Hanging out at walmart is their favorite past time.

Wally-dirt.

That crazy neighbor you have or have seen in movies that collects things that look like they've been bought at goodwill and decorated their yard with it all.

by kasperface December 1, 2009

dirt red

Word created by the bloods community, meaning "it's all good"

"Hey man, dirt red!"

by Pickiacu February 25, 2018