hidroscope

How Hydroscope should actually be spelt. It's a cool word for something that doesn't exist.

That's a huge Hidroscope!

A what?

I don't know, it just sounds right.

by Hidroscope May 30, 2023

hydraulic maneuver

The hydraulic maneuver is a sexual act , it can involve the vagina or anus , it is typically male on female but can be performed male on male , the anus or vagina is filled with urine then the erect penis of a male is forced into the entery bole of said anus or vagina , the entrance creates a tight seal on the shaft of the penis , because the cavity of the vagina or anus is full of urine this cavity and urine becomes hydraulically pressured by the entering penis , this sexual act can be performed with alternative fluids but for the authentic hydraulic maneuver it's best to use urine

Hey Gary have you tried the hydraulic maneuver yet ?

by Hydraulic maneuver October 15, 2023

V-hydrated

Straight Men get "Hungry", wanting to have sex with a woman.

Straight Women get "Thirsty", wanting to have sex with a man.

Gay and bisexual men get

"D-hydrated", wanting to have sex with a man.

Gay and bisexual women get

"V-hydrated", wanting to have sex with a women.

MIKE:"I think that guy is "D-hydrated" for you..." BILL:"But, I don't have any water". MIKE: "I mean he's gay and he wants you bad...." BILL: "are you serious."

TRAY:"there are lots of women in the club, and I'm "hungry" for some bitches.

TAMMY: "When I went to Jail, there were a lot of women who were

"V-hydrated for me."

by SomedudeIknew April 13, 2014

Frolic hydraulics

The bouncing movement a car makes when people are having sex in it—similar to a hydraulics kit.

Wow, Jen and Jake are giving that car some serious Frolic Hydraulics.

by troldmand September 14, 2016

columbia hydraulics

Hydraulic repair company in the Pacific Northwest.

Columbia Hydraulics is the best for cylinder repair and hard chrome plating!

by Cc ltd February 6, 2017

Dick Hydrant

1) When a male cannot stop pissing himself for whatever reason, and a lot comes out, like a fire hydrant

2) When a male's piss is highly-pressurized, such as that of water from a fire hydrant

3) To piss out a fire

1) Dude I gotta go take care of this dick hydrant, I knew I shouldn't have gotten into a water drinking contest!

2) I heard my roommate hit the bowl with a foul sounding dick hydrant

3) The first respondents had a very, very, VERY low budget, so they used dick hydrants to put out the fire

by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017

Gotta Hydrate

A gay euphemism referring to going to a gay bar to “hydrate” on sexual fluids

I gotta hydrate tonight!

by randomlycarrot May 21, 2018