Markus Hårstad

The man with the biggest recorded penis in history of all mankind. His penis is said to resemble a horse penis, but actually towers over the average horse penis, even when flaccid.

Have you seen Markus Hårstad's cock? That shit could wrap around my neck like 4 times.

by Penis_Expert June 23, 2020

Hursh

wen sum1 says sumink dat is outa order

my boi slept wit my best mate

damn dats hursh!!

by abs December 1, 2003

hurt locker

a casket, a small chest or box

What you wind up in in the end of a bad day would be a hurt locker.

by d62jones February 15, 2010

hurtin

To do something extremely well

"She was hurtin the dance"

by Uzo June 26, 2005

Butt hurt jock

A guy named Jose

Jose stopp getting mad you butt hurt jock!!

by JCbutthurt August 26, 2010

Hurtbag

1.) One who fancies himself as a heatbag.
2.) Wannabe Heatbag.

Daaaaammnn what a hurtbag.

by JejeKiller December 26, 2010

Hurt-en for a squirting

One who wants to be squirted upon.
One who looks like they need sex.

Bro that hot ass chick is hurt-en for a squirting

by hotassnigga123 August 23, 2011