Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket

When you shove Grimmi Logs into your own anus

I can't wait until my Amazon Prime order of Grimmi-Logs arrives so that I may give myself an Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket

by FatFuckingPussy March 24, 2025

Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you hold down the power button.

I burned my dick giving my toaster a Hot Pocket.

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017

Nasty Hot Pocket

Must have 5+ players. Each person will take turns trying to cum in a Hot Pocket, within a timespan of 5 minutes. First person that can't cum in 5 minutes, has to eat the "Nasty Hot Pocket".

Blake: Wanna play "Nasty Hot Pocket" this Saturday??
Xander: Sure! That's my favorite game!

by ilovetotouchlittlekidsofalltyp September 5, 2021

hot pocket mom

Is when you stuff your mothers vagina full of pizza sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then eat it out without using your hands.

Had a hot pocket mom last night, 10/10 would recommend!

by Spacemonke June 26, 2021

Hot Pocket

When you have rank gas and let one fly under the covers then pull them up over your girlfriend's head and say "hot pockets" in a high-pitched voice like from the commercial.

Sam: I gave Samantha a good ol' ripe Hot Pocket last night she came very hard.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.

by ledar August 3, 2021

Ella hot pocket

Ella is a hot kitten who loves doing Hawaiian hot pockets with me

I just had an Ella hot pocket

by anonymous March 20, 2025

hot pocket

The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.

Me and my hot pocket had a great time last night.

by big smithy October 19, 2017