Hobo Ice Cream

Ice cream sold by a hobo. Sold in a variety of flavors such as stained shirt, used napkin, cardboard box, and wet newspaper.

Hobo: Hey, do you want any hobo ice cream?
Person: Oh yeah! Do you have used napkin?

by HoboEXPLOSION! May 17, 2011

Hobo Hammer Kill

1. Most commonly referred to an incident that happened in South Bend, IN. Where a few homeless people were found in an abandoned warehouse beaten to death by hammer's.

2. Gnarly or insane

Did you see that car crash that was hobo hammer kill.

by Full Johnny Turk April 3, 2009

hobo hoi hoi

hobo hoi hoi-(n) used in j.LE quote "STFU U MTFB GO FUMH U WSHHH" the wshhh stands for "weiner sucker hobo hoi hoi" just another insult to refer someone as a hobo on the streets sellin their bodies to random people and loves to eat ho' ho's

I hate you, you freaking hobo hoi hoi i hope you get raped and choked from eating ho' ho's

by Jennifer Le May 6, 2008

the hobo walks at midnight

He does walk at midnight!
But he runs at noon.

...Midnight...and the hobos are walking!

by person yo-yo June 11, 2003

littlest hobo

A wealthy charming good looking man whom i would give anything to be like.

The littlest hobo is my hero.

by Chuck November 28, 2003

hobo bob

a hobo that smokes weed and gets money for sucking peoples dicks

isent that hobo bob, he is a weird dipshit

by the tttttthbdfhgiuhdfguhdf t March 16, 2017

Hobos Green Johnson

Lime Jello made with any desired combination of water and Everclear. Like a massive jello shot on crack but cheaper. You can even add marshmallows or fruit to the mixture to disguise the Everclear taste even more.

After my Hobos Green Johnson was done setting, I "enhanced" it by pouring more Everclear into it.

Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!

by teamdiscoverychannel September 19, 2017