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Porn Helmet

When one attaches a camera to ones head, by any manner of means eg. straps, helmet attachment. The camera is then used to film pornography from a first person perspective
Let me just get my porn helmet on, and then you can suck my cock
by pornoporno February 1, 2008
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Helmet

A derivative of "idiot" or "pratt", Helmet fuses the semantics of the end of a man's penis and the un-cool nature of the common bicycle helmet. It is most commonly used in a jovial manner when laughing at a friend or aqcuaintance with another friend.

It can also be used to describe a person who is not a friend, who has committed an action upon those in the circle of friends which had malicious or vengeful intent, but ended up being a source of laughter to those inside of the circle of friends.
" You heard that Shaun is away this weekend seeing that minger from Blackpool ?! "

" Haha is he?! What a Helmet! "

" Did you see that lad come to push me away from that girl he was trying to pull and then slipped on the dancefloor?! "

" Yeh! What a Helmet! "
by dictomoondag March 30, 2011
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Lord Helmet

Penis, wang, cock, dork. Male member.
Attention everyone, LORD HELMET is about to make an appearence!!!
by Lt. One-Eye October 4, 2006
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furry helmet

The act of ramming a shaved or waxed head up a girl's fuzzy burrow. This is considered one of the most sensual things a twat missionary can do to give back to his hoe.
Winston was not afraid to return Hilary's favor, but he did not want to touch her moist n saggy, so he pulled a furry helmet on her nasty ass.
by Smokin' Shoehorn January 27, 2007
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The Hellen Keller

Noun, usually used as a verb. The Hellen-Keller is when you are hooking up with a woman who has large breasts, and you bury your face in the middle of them, wrap her breasts around your hears and continue to yell...... "I can't hear you!!!! I can't hear you!!!!
" I just gave that girl The Hellen Keller, and I woke up her dog."

"I'm mad because that guy gave me The Hellen Keller, and he woke up my dog who doesn't usually sleep well.
by Scribystyles16 December 13, 2009
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Helen

An absaloute milf. Usually a mother to a son named graham
Woah man Graham’s so lucky to have sucked in her titties . Ya she’s totally a helen
by Mark Vichente November 16, 2018
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Trojan Helmet

Placing one Penis and balls on someones forhead, draping the penis between the eyes to give the appearance of a Trojan Helmet.
"I'm so going to Tea Bag him."
"Do him one up and give him a Trojan Helmet."
by Bowdnasty March 30, 2010
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