Heaven

Jamir’s balls

You ever been to heaven? They were so big they became a tourist attraction.

by Someoneotherthanmyself March 12, 2022

Ramp to Heaven

What an Astroneer player does when she wants to break the game. To do this, you must build a massive staircase all the way out of the atmosphere. (Pro Tip: Don't do this.)

"I tried building a ramp to heaven, but I got stuck in the wall becuase the game got so buggy :( "

by empha September 18, 2023

Banana Heaven

When you see something that makes your dick hard.

"Dude! I saw this bitchin 67 Sting Ray yesterday. Man did it put me in Banana Heaven!"

by Cooky Rook February 7, 2009

Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming

*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*

by Bad C dev November 18, 2024

Heaven Frxst

A great, friendly person with the motivation to help others in need. It can also be described as the best staff member due to his support and reliabilty.

Hey, Heaven Frxst is so much better than the other staff.

by Heaven Frxst November 4, 2018

Heaven

Heaven is just a worse version than hell, like why would you wanna go there. You live forever with a old man who you cant even see but somehow hear, and also he has a son name "Jesus" and he is just a fucking jew. Like if your were a natzi and died then they would send you to hell, just cause they are affraid you would kill "Jesus" again.

Go to Heaven is bad.

by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021

oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.

by Isator November 14, 2023