Hamsterwheeling

1) doing something pointless but still having a good time

2) working really hard at something but not getting anywhere

1) “I’ve been watching videos of things in slow motion for hours now, sure the day is gone, but I don’t mind hamsteerwheeling.”
2) “I’ve been working the same job for years and haven’t been promoted, I feel like I’m hamsterwheeling here.”

by Mr. G - Turtle for Hire May 1, 2021

hamstranomical

something so epic, that it's epicness can only be compared that that is of a hamster's.

"like, o-m-g. did you see jaymee's new shirt?" "yah, i totally did. sooo hamstranomical!"

by samuelalan April 19, 2009

Hasterbation

The act of masterbating to orgasm as quickly as possible, usually due to the need for sexual release in a restricted time period. If the hasterbater does not orgasm in time, they will suffer terribly until another chance arrives.

A quick bit of hasterbation should ensure you won't be sitting through school with blue balls.

by Clorox Cunt October 25, 2016

hamter

the spelling of hamster for people that can't type

person 1: what's the hamster from that one show
person 2: the wonder pets hamter?
person 1: whats a hamter
person 2: oh i meant hamster, i just can't type

by personone July 19, 2021

Hampter

A particularly derpy or chubby and fluffy hamster .

Haha , look at that hampter holding a suitcase.

by William548 November 21, 2021

hanster

Hanster is a term used to describe han jisung from stray kids because of his hamster like habits. Also he's tiny.

Hannie the hanster is adorable.

by Adanp September 10, 2022

hamter

what you call a goofy looking hamster

guy one: hey look at my hamster
guy 2 : nah bruv thats a hamter

by Masked_artist42069 September 15, 2022