Hammy the ham

The most perfect person ever. Chwis simps for her.

I simp for hammy the ham

by yuhyuhariola June 30, 2021

ham pieced

when you go too hard in the paint, and you end up getting way too drunk (aka hammered).

Did you see john stumbling around the party last night? yeahh he was ham pieced fosho!

by jcrone January 11, 2012

Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".

Go season the ham.

by wfgqwf March 1, 2011

Ham Crevasse

An extremely meaty lady trouser area.

Hey Dave, check out Sandra's Ham Crevasse.

by Curtain1080 March 22, 2011

Spicing the Ham

Spamming

Misa: Oh whats up?
Arasia: MISA!
Kistune: Here she goes Spicing the Ham again -.-

by Jellywool25 November 18, 2011

Speckled Ham

A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.

I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!

by Pierced69 September 26, 2011

basting the ham

Jacking off

Susan came home to find here brother in her room basting the ham to a photo of her

by Somsaltibois July 14, 2018