Hackney Downs Syndrome

Condition where someone moves to Hackney, grows stupid facial hair, starts wearing braces and woolly hats and riding a fixie retro bicycle, turns Vegan suddenly and decorates their home with overpriced unwanted furniture and recycled pallets. Even buys a turntable.

Since Colin moved to Dalston, he’s turned into a right wanker. That guys got a serious case of Hackney Downs Syndrome.

by Blah wars September 30, 2018

Heckin’ Nah

When something is the absolute opposite of lit or fire and you are asked if you like it, this is the response to not liking that thing.

Jimmy- Hey bro, did you like Taylor swifts new album? It was fire.

Jules- heckin’ nah

by Jizzyrossdog October 25, 2018

Hawking

when someone asks a question they already know the answer to, often repetitively and to a large group of people, leading to a the group being in a foul mood for the entirety of the day.

Guy 1 - hey man, that Rhys guy won’t shut the hell up asking dumb questions.

Guy 2 - I know man, if he carries on hawking I’m gonna beat his ass.

by johnbyrne2122 December 27, 2018

Hackney Hankie

A discarded tissue covered in excrement; probably by a heroin addict, found on the path in Hackney

“Fed up of having to dodge those Hackney Hankies when I’m out walking”

by GinChugger July 6, 2019

Hawking

The act of going to a shopping mall and purchasing a large bird Halloween costume, opening it up and then secretly hiding only the wings under the bed sheets. Later, after engaging in sexual Intercourse, one must adopt the doggy style position. In a matter of seconds one must also be able to get ahold of the wings previously hidden and wear them. One will impersonate a hawk flapping his wings and, when arriving to the non-return point, squeak his voice to imitate the sound of the previously mentioned bird.

hey bro, I was hawking this girl so hard last night she woke up me up at 5am the next morning shwaaacking in a bird cage.

by Hk2019 September 29, 2019

@HawkIND

a word used to denote a single guy

Connor: Hey are you @HawkIND

Mike: Nope,i have a gf

Connor: kk

by HawkIND October 1, 2019

Hawking

Covering yourself in anti-bacterial gel, wearing a face mask and masturbating into black-out territory during the Corona outbreak.

Ah man William Hawk really inspired me to Hawking last weekend.

by Sikkkkkkkko March 12, 2020