Hurricane

A convenient way to get a new house. However, it can also kill you, and everyone else in the neighbourhood gets a new house as well. Varies by category, going from simple repairs to complete house replacement. Works best in Florida.

hurricane: *destroys roof of house*
dude: aww yeah I wanted a new house, thanks!

by l0l_ May 28, 2018

hurricane pumpkin

A pumpkin, just like any other pumpkin, but is bought to be the entertainment for the upcoming hurricane.

I went to Walmart to get a hurricane pumpkin, so I’ll have something to do if the hurricane knocks out the power.

by Hshdjjd May 30, 2018

Hurricane Sex

When ya girl is blowing you real gud.

Friend: Yo did yall kick it last night?
You: Hell ya dude she gave me Hurricane sex!
Friend: OwO *instantly dies*

by WassabiWaffles June 1, 2018

Hurricane Bones

A drink consisting of Tequila and Milk

I ordered a hurricane bones last night

by klosekilla June 2, 2018

hurricane florence

you finna die baby

hey dude your gay like gary the snail lol whats ligma lol its HURRICANE FLORENCE

by AnimeXPosedyn September 14, 2018

hurricane hoarder

Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.

Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Hurricane

A hurricane is a large storm infamous for its rotation around an eye.
The category of a hurricane varies; such as..

Category 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Each category has its own strength.

The strongest hurricane was Patricia, windspeeds of 200+ mph.
The strongest tropical cyclone was Tip, with windspeeds of also 200+ mph.

"A Hurricane Warning has been issued for New Orleans"
"A Tropical Storm Watch has been issued for Atlanta"

by lobkwlekek1 November 9, 2018