man hooks

These luscious entities appear most often in men with fantastic bodies. Popularized by Brad Pitt in "Fight Club", they generally exist around the pelvis. They appear on either side of the waist of a man in hook-like formations, pointing towards the crotchal region.

"Oh golly, Becca Jane, check out the man hooks on that lovely shirtless boy across the way."

by Kathleen P. June 11, 2006

hook up

Tonsil hockey. The BEGINNING (tongue to tongue) or ADVANCED (tongue to guy's "hockey stick") way. If one thing leads to another, hooking up can result in EXPERT tonsil hockey which means the male's "hockey stick" thrusts itself into the female's "goal post." SCORE!

When Ben and Zakira decided to "hook up," one thing lead to another, and Ben scored!

by sting1234 March 18, 2009

Hook's mom

SHOW ME THEM TITTIES AAAAAAAHHHHH. A starter course for those wishing to progress to harrison's sister, and harrison's mom.

Hooks's mom has got it going on. Hooks's mom has big titties.

by Hooks<3Jesus{in the most unholy of holes} May 10, 2005

Captain Hook

The nickname given to a male with a small, hook shaped penis.

"Dang, Michael Wolfe! Your Ex is now calling you Captain Hook after last night!"

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

Hooked Up

It usually means "got together" or "hung out" with someone.

I hooked up with James and Sarah on Friday, we watched a movie.

by deviance October 26, 2007

Off The Hook

Wild, Chaotic, Unencumbered. Derived from ancient naval slang. The hook referred to the anchor. In violent storms, if the anchor would break loose from the seabottom (or break loose from the anchor chain - ref "Off the chain.."), the ship would be uncontrolled, free and wild. Utter chaos. Can you imagine anything more wild than a uncontrolled ship in a hurricane?

That party was OFF THE HOOK!

by OffTheHook June 1, 2009

hook job

(Pronouced: hoook job) The act of partaking in having someone administer a blow JOB on you, while you smoke from a HOOKAH.

Frank: Dude, you hear that tommy got a Hook Job?
Sam: I have heard those can cause lung cancer AND you can get STDs.

by Makwaw Hunters Intl. August 14, 2007