A Death Metal/Ghettotech/Spanish Pop band from London who's name came about when their drummer Rodney bent down to lick his nuts and hit his head. So they started wearing helmets. Thus, the name Squirrel Helmets.
Jeff:"Hey Martin, do you want to go to the Slipknot concert?
Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"
Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"
Martin:"Fantastic!"
Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"
Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"
Martin:"Fantastic!"
by blake moseley June 06, 2007
by Lydia Z November 08, 2007
I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care
I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care
by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 24, 2025
In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.
Kelso! Put on the derp helmet! What's a derp helmet? It's In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.
by B-rizzle February 18, 2025
Can be found in every skateboard video comment section, these are the types of people who spam every video about importance of the most lifesaving item of them all, a plastic made in china helmet, they will swear by their life on benefits of wearing a helmet 24/7 while skating although it seems like most of them wear a helmet at all times judging by how devout they are on spamming every skateboard video that includes a skater without a helmet on HOW IMPORTANT A HELMET IS AND HOW STUPID YOU ARE FOR NOT WEARING ONE LOOK HOW BETTER I AM AHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!1111111
John is cruising around town on a longboard
Some retard:HEY WHERE'S YOUR HELMET YOU'LL FALL AND DIE AND EARTH WILL OPEN AND EAT YOU WOAH ARE YOU SKATING WITHOUT A HELMET!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS CRUISING WITHOUT A HELMET DUDE?!?!?!!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID BRO COME ON BRO WEAR A HELMET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Another 50 people spam the exact same thing over and over and over again
John: Jesus these helmet army guys are real SOB
Some retard:HEY WHERE'S YOUR HELMET YOU'LL FALL AND DIE AND EARTH WILL OPEN AND EAT YOU WOAH ARE YOU SKATING WITHOUT A HELMET!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS CRUISING WITHOUT A HELMET DUDE?!?!?!!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID BRO COME ON BRO WEAR A HELMET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Another 50 people spam the exact same thing over and over and over again
John: Jesus these helmet army guys are real SOB
by Kaprisas June 23, 2020
a shroud made of very soft pliable material much like a helmet, protecting the penis from becoming desensitized, altering the sensation of erotic pleasure.
by Scott and Montana March 09, 2009