skin-graffiti

Tattoo you get because they are cool or that you got in a dumb situation.

ex: The lady who auctioned off her forehead (on ebay) to any company willing to plop down $10,000. In return, she agreed to get a permanent skin-graffiti of the company's logo placed square in the middle of her forehead.

by blahblahblahX60 October 30, 2013

Giraffodil

Half giraffe, half daffodil- not possible, undescribable.

That's a great giraffodil you haye there mate. I'll sell it to ye!

how long have you had that giraffodil for, do you walk it often?

by Stephen Canavan January 13, 2009

giraffitude

1.Being infatuated and envious of giraffe like properties, habits and attributes

2.When someone or something is acting or being all around giraffe-like

3. nic :E is a good giraffitude; yes yes SEXY GANSTA NEIGHBOR 4 LIFEEE

Nic:E was eating leaves off of a tree and showing extreme giraffitude

by nic rosa November 26, 2009

giraffe fishing

asking for pics of necks instead of nudes

wow look at all these neck pictures! I'm the giraffe fishing god! Fuck cat fishing

by giraffegod April 11, 2015

giraffe dick

When his dick is long as fuck

She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee

by Daddy Jesus December 11, 2016

Gaff

Someone who sits in the background and laughs at everything that everyone says in a group conversation without contributing to anything that anyone says but giggling and smirking like a nonce.

Brian: Oi Mike, D'you mind if I bring Adam to on Friday?...
Mike: If you want but he's just a gaff. Doesn't say anything...

by Yorkshire pudding December 13, 2017

giraffe nuts

When one I see higher than high. Higher than giraffe tits. Higher than lil pum.

I just smoked 5 bowls of kush and now I'm high as giraffe nuts.

by Anal_peef January 16, 2018