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Rap therapist, blog having, good fashion wearing hoodlum. Follows "the rap" and "the hip hop." Seeks guidance from Das Racist and Kanye West
Have you seen Kanye West's dick? It's on Goon.us
by GetRealPF May 9, 2011
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part of a group of people who just like having fun and getting fucked up, everyday has a new adventure for a goon. part of a crew thats down till thier death day
me and my goonz got 30 ez's last night and rolled face.
by cheff519 September 1, 2009
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A person without any athletic skill or coordination whatsoever. Who is way bigger than you and uses this advantage to beat you in sports/life anyway.
Alex: Ryan is such a goon.
Grason: Yeah, he has no skill but his massive size makes him own us in every game.
Alex: Yeah, let's go remind he that he is a goon.
by Grason B. April 9, 2006
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mike monaco is the biggest goon ever
by whocares1234 July 4, 2010
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SomethingAwful ring of plagiarist, journalistic fabricators, stalkers, and journalistic hoax starters of the modern era as I have the taunt for them known as "Goons get what Goons Deserve" as it stemmed from the boxer that was a video game movie director getting into a fight with Lowtax.

I had the blog where I didn't challenge him to a fight in the ring -- I wanted to fight him in the street where I could do some serious damage. Lowtax wouldn't be given a concussion he would gotten a beat-down that rivaled the double homicide railing of the convicted murderer in The Cabbie Homicide who happened to be in my homeroom. Known Goons are AutoAim who sent a flier to my family's neighborhood and posted their address on VampireFreaks cults then wrote as my late grandmother and impersonated my family on VampireFreaks. He was tossed from the site for stalking then came back as the same damn name. DJ Pathogen and the plagiarist I was trailing for years originated in 2008 from the same website as The Hive Mind on Associated Content laid into the collective of pedophiles. According to the YouTube footage of Lowtax boxing the director, he couldn't fight for shit as in An Eye In Shadows I noted as others seen this. I had been prone to use a combination lock as a melee weapon as I also whipped a bully with a broken bike chain getting oil on his nice U-Men shirt.
SomethingAwful, what did that wop say about us on his blog?

AutoAim_CFG: Let's lift his work and bastardize his characters under the guise of fair use, we will collectively break him.
Others -- I think you should be careful of this one. He's prone to troll murder groupies as his nickname from the known crime blogger is The Administer of Agitation. He fights back with real investigative reporting and not afraid to reveal names of trolls as he does this on YouTube. Trolling the trolls is something closely associated with him.

Some noted he gave chase to a thug in Cabrini Green after doing a suicide throw from Judo on him as he studied multiple martial arts magazines and hand-to-hand combat magazines to learn effectively know where to hit with punches, knee-strikes (Krav Maga style knee strikes), boxing style punching, and came from a Greco-Roman wrestling background. He effectively threw a 13 year old gang banger into the ground on the verge of turning 14. Some had confirmed it took an off-duty cop to peel him off as he had him in a headlock and proceeded to punch the thug in the head. He wrote the book on psychological warfare as some noted rivals CIA levels as he engaged his old place with a picture of NoBama burning the Constitution as a psychological melee weapon.

The little greaseball flat out taunted us with "Goons get what goons deserve."
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
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The act of driving around in a car and simultaneously goating and mooning innocent passerbys. It is a simple combining of the two words.
Oh crap dude, I think we were just gooned by that car.
by PRdepartment April 19, 2009
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1. A cool word, replacing the word {pimp}, as in "pimp my style, yo,"

2.A really wierd {creep} that follows you, aka, a {stalker} that ties you up and pushes you off of a {blimp}, like in the movie UP. Where the creep is the old guy that says " Adventure's Out There!!!"
1. dude, your car is looking totally {gooned} out

2. "Hey, leave me alone you {gooney} old goon, you really belong with the {monkeys}!!! LONG LIVE {KING KONG}!!!"
by Ibarkalotcauseiwant2.hehe April 8, 2010
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