Gooch

1: The most precious skin on the male body, connecting the lower Ball-Sack to the Anus.

2: Deity of all that is pure and just in the universe: Beer, Ganja, and especially Poontang.

1. You know she loves you if she licks your gooch.

2. Ye who enter the Sorority Slut's Vagina, pray to Gooch, and find solace in his Name, so that He may Protect thy Wang from the accursed Herpes of the Genital.

by EarlyTimes666 July 3, 2011

gooch tit

a gooch tit is a titty that leaks stuff that is like the sweat on the gooch.

man she has a gooch tit, her tits leak just the sweat of a gooch!

by twatolia February 18, 2008

Goochie momma

A mother who is fat or over weight with stretch marks and salulite and dresses hoochie

that goochie momma lets it all hang out, no shame in her game

by ~.~whistle~.~ March 30, 2010

Gooch Slap

noun. 1. The "slap noise" a males testicles make when hitting the gooch while thrusting during the doggy position in sexual intercourse.

2. The "slap noise" male testicles make when a girl is on her back and the guy is doing work during sexual intercourse.

verb. "Gooch Slapping" - The act of causing a gooch slap.

Noun. She got the gooch slap last night.

Verb. I was gooch slapping like it was my job last night.

by John Schomaker August 20, 2010

gooch

Gooch can be used as a positive term as well. In place of awesome, cool, good etc. ie. "That car is so gooch!"

ie. "That car is so gooch!"
"we went to the show last night it was super gooch!!"

by skimmag June 12, 2016

Goche

An easier way of saying Gay Roche.

"Dude, look at that fucking Goche over there!"

by UpBeatLeftTeet March 17, 2019

Hoober Gooch

Liquid between the nuts.

"Man that dudes hoober gooch just sprayed all over!"

by Branden April 13, 2005