by Macdaddy1 August 15, 2006
by khemeckal August 01, 2005
Spectacles so highly sophisticated they are totally invisible to all but the wearer. Upon putting these on you fall in love with the first wide-mouthed woman you see, and you will then fall completely under the spell of the current president of the US of A. The rest, as they say, will become history.
Blair "Oh dear, the country is going to pot and look what I married"
Bush "Don't worry Tony, just put ya Blair goggles back on, I wanna ask ya'll a little favour......."
Bush "Don't worry Tony, just put ya Blair goggles back on, I wanna ask ya'll a little favour......."
by clairem April 01, 2007
by colonel crackers August 22, 2006
a female that is completely hideous, but lots better the drunker you get... she becomes beer goggles at the state where you are so drunk you actually want to fuck her
this girl was way fine, but when i woke up next to her the next morning i realized that she was just beergoggles.
by joce November 10, 2002
Worn by people who work in professional or college sports, making their world seem rosier or more glamorous than it actually is. Typically people wearing sports goggles endure long hours and very little pay, just for the opportunity to brag to people that they work in sports, no matter how unhappy their life really is.
Mike works 75 hours a week for $25,000 a year and 5 vacation days, but will never leave his job because he wears sports goggles.
by CNCT April 03, 2008
by Spunky Jones June 11, 2006